Friday, October 17, 2003
Prince knocking on doors for Jehova's Witnesses?
Supposedly he has been doing the rounds in Minneapolis, recruiting for the JW's. Which is strange when you consider some of their beliefs.
Presumably, he told the couple who reporteds this about how Jesus loved them, about how the wicked would be destroyed, about how only people of which God personally approves will receive everlasting life, about how these chosen few will number a mere 144,000, and about how these 144,000 will ascend to heaven, where they will rule with Christ and be born again as spiritual sons of God. A hundred and forty-four thousand of them. And how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there? Around six million. That's a lot of disappointed witnesses. Logically, Prince and the rest should be trying to keep the numbers down, to increase their chances of ruling with Christ. Wankers.
LOL, TFT's words, not mine. Visit them here....
Presumably, he told the couple who reporteds this about how Jesus loved them, about how the wicked would be destroyed, about how only people of which God personally approves will receive everlasting life, about how these chosen few will number a mere 144,000, and about how these 144,000 will ascend to heaven, where they will rule with Christ and be born again as spiritual sons of God. A hundred and forty-four thousand of them. And how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there? Around six million. That's a lot of disappointed witnesses. Logically, Prince and the rest should be trying to keep the numbers down, to increase their chances of ruling with Christ. Wankers.
LOL, TFT's words, not mine. Visit them here....
Thursday, October 16, 2003
Kids Play
Kids Play:
"Sheldon: No! No! Not E.T.! Kill! Kill! Kill E.T.! Glock E.T.!
John: This game is so confusing.
Kirk: No wonder it's the worst ever.
Brian: A flower grew!
Kirk: Piss on it."
LOL, kids review 70's and 80's video games.
"Sheldon: No! No! Not E.T.! Kill! Kill! Kill E.T.! Glock E.T.!
John: This game is so confusing.
Kirk: No wonder it's the worst ever.
Brian: A flower grew!
Kirk: Piss on it."
LOL, kids review 70's and 80's video games.
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
Blair 'chaired Kelly naming meeting'
BBC NEWS | Politics | Blair 'chaired Kelly naming meeting':
"The Ministry of Defence's top civil servant has told the Hutton inquiry that Tony Blair chaired a meeting which agreed the strategy which led to Dr David Kelly's name becoming public. "
Funny. I thought journalists were told that Tony Blair had "absolutely nothing" to do with the naming of Dr Kelly when they asked on the airplane he was travelling on when his death was announced? Blair's press office told the reporters that "The Prime Minister was not involved in the naming of Dr Kelly in way at all".
Well, except that he chaired the meeting at No 10 which decided he would be named then.
What a lying twunt.
"The Ministry of Defence's top civil servant has told the Hutton inquiry that Tony Blair chaired a meeting which agreed the strategy which led to Dr David Kelly's name becoming public. "
Funny. I thought journalists were told that Tony Blair had "absolutely nothing" to do with the naming of Dr Kelly when they asked on the airplane he was travelling on when his death was announced? Blair's press office told the reporters that "The Prime Minister was not involved in the naming of Dr Kelly in way at all".
Well, except that he chaired the meeting at No 10 which decided he would be named then.
What a lying twunt.
Blunkett targets nuisance neighbours
BBC NEWS | Politics | Blunkett targets nuisance neighbours:
"Neighbours who spoil the lives of law-abiding people in their communities could face tough new sanctions, Home Secretary David Blunkett has announced."
They've been saying this since 1997 haven't they? I guess they'll talk about it a bit, then go quiet and hope people forget. Like most of their 1997 manifesto I suppose.
"Neighbours who spoil the lives of law-abiding people in their communities could face tough new sanctions, Home Secretary David Blunkett has announced."
They've been saying this since 1997 haven't they? I guess they'll talk about it a bit, then go quiet and hope people forget. Like most of their 1997 manifesto I suppose.
Monday, October 13, 2003
Many soldiers, same letter
Many soldiers, same letter / Front Page -The Olympian:
"Letters from hometown soldiers describing their successes rebuilding Iraq have been appearing in newspapers across the country as U.S. public opinion on the mission sours.
And all the letters are the same. "
Jesus, the US gov must think people are really stupid. If you get 100 soldiers to sign form leters, do you really think journo's aren't going to notice?
"Letters from hometown soldiers describing their successes rebuilding Iraq have been appearing in newspapers across the country as U.S. public opinion on the mission sours.
And all the letters are the same. "
Jesus, the US gov must think people are really stupid. If you get 100 soldiers to sign form leters, do you really think journo's aren't going to notice?
NEWSSKIM
NEWSSKIM:
"News Skim readers lucky enough to live on non-insane continents will be forgiven if this story seems at first glance to be, as with all other news from Africa, completely insane. However, it is important to keep in mind that belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa; seven penis-snatching sorcerers were killed in 1997 alone. How the penis-snatching works is simplicity itself, and is one of the most enduring scams of con artists. "
"News Skim readers lucky enough to live on non-insane continents will be forgiven if this story seems at first glance to be, as with all other news from Africa, completely insane. However, it is important to keep in mind that belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa; seven penis-snatching sorcerers were killed in 1997 alone. How the penis-snatching works is simplicity itself, and is one of the most enduring scams of con artists. "
Go and LOL at Dave...
The Miami Herald | 10/12/2003 | Decadent lifestyles of the rich & famished:
"I don't know about you, but when I see misguided individuals spending large sums of money -- money that could be used to feed the hungry -- on New Age Wacko self-abuse, my reaction, as a humanitarian, is: How can I cash in on this?"
"I don't know about you, but when I see misguided individuals spending large sums of money -- money that could be used to feed the hungry -- on New Age Wacko self-abuse, my reaction, as a humanitarian, is: How can I cash in on this?"
Student CD piracy lawsuit dropped
BBC NEWS | Technology | Student CD piracy lawsuit dropped:
"A software company has dropped a threat to sue a US student who published details on how to get around anti-piracy technology on a new music CD.
The company behind the software, SunnComm Technologies, said it did not want to hamper academic research."
Read as "didn't have a leg to stand on".
"A software company has dropped a threat to sue a US student who published details on how to get around anti-piracy technology on a new music CD.
The company behind the software, SunnComm Technologies, said it did not want to hamper academic research."
Read as "didn't have a leg to stand on".
Apple powers college supercomputer
BBC NEWS | Technology | Apple powers college supercomputer:
"The project involved placing 1,100 brand new Apple G5 towers side by side, making it the world's most powerful 'homebuilt' system. "
Now surely *that* will run BF1942 lag-free??
"The project involved placing 1,100 brand new Apple G5 towers side by side, making it the world's most powerful 'homebuilt' system. "
Now surely *that* will run BF1942 lag-free??
